GARDENING JOKES
Posted on Sunday, May 2nd, 2010 at 3:17 pm
I need lame but funny jokes!?
Not just lame jokes — groaners that you just can’t help to laugh at. I need a few really good ones for a school project. Constraints: 1. school appropriate 2. short, two sentences at longest, 3. no making fun of religion, politics. I have only two examples of what I’m looking for: Why does Santa tend a garden? So he can ho, ho, ho! Why couldn’t the kid get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated “Arrh”!
How do you get 1000 pikachus on a bus?
Poke-em-on!
Love it!
Conal Gallen Hilarious Jokes 1