Gardening Methods

Pun-shment 3?

1. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison
was a small medium at large.
2. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
3. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement, he became
a hardened criminal.
4. Thief who steal corn from garden could be
charged stalking.
5. We´ll never run out of math teachers because
they always multiply.
6. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard,
he did a number on it.
7. The professor discovered that her theory of
earthquakes was on shaky ground.
8. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

very nice.

And You shall Know the Truth & the Truth shall Set You Free.