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Masturbating behind a church?

2 days ago I headed down to some church near me. And, I thought it would be relieving to go there and have a whack. I had my magazine handy, and I went to the back of the church and did my business. Page 43 with Tina Jordan on it really got me going so after 2 minutes of rubbing myself, I had then bursted a huge load of semen onto the flowers in the garden there. I also remember my fluids hitting a statue of what seemed to be baby Jesus inside the mother’s arms. I find this to be somewhat of a fetish, it relaxes me a lot. Is this a sin?

Dude, you are just wrong on so many levels I, don’t know where to begin, but you need help, I, mean you really really need help right away.

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