Gardening Methods

Should I go to Britian?

I was born and bred here in the fine surroundings of Australia.
My dear departed father was born in Liverpool, England which grants me instant citizenship to Britian.
Should I leave Australia, the sun stroked country, the country which has everything one could desire.
From the desert in the middle of this fine land, which prides itself on having a very large rock (which I will call Ayers Rock untill the day I die, no matter what the Aboriginals say) To the pristine rainforests and amazing reefs. A country which thinks it is usual to crowd our Highways with oversized fibreglass animals and fruit. A country where you can cut a section of your garden hose to make a homemade bong which is perfectly legal, but it is highly illegal to water your garden with it.
A country so layed back we find it acceptable to be governed by a man named Kevin.
Should I leave my kangaroo swarmed backyard and crocodile infested smimming pool for the shores of Britian?

if i lived in Australia, i would never leave

Mark Gardener – Leave Them All Behind (Acoustic)